36 Dad Jokes to Make You Smile
Have you been in a situation where you need to break the ice with a certain dad in your life? Awkward...can be an understatement at times. What better way to kick off a conversation than to start with some classic pun-filled dad jokes? As corny, cheesy, and nerdy as they may be, dad jokes are a surefire way to get a reaction out of dad in some way or another. So to help you break those awkward moments of silence during this Father's Day or for any day for that matter, we've put together a compilation of 36 dad jokes that will at least melt that ice. Enjoy!
#1. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
#2. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
#3. How does the moon cut his hair?
#4. What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
#5. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
#6. How do you make 7 even?
Take away the S.
#7. I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
#8. That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.
#9. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
#10. Have you heard about the chocolate record player?
It sounds pretty sweet.
#11. I talk to myself.
Sometimes I just need expert advice.
#12. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word.
#13. What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
#14. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
#15. Want to hear a long joke?
#16. There is a fine line between numerator and denominator.
#17. What did the buffalo say when his son left?
#18. Can February March?
No, but April May!
#19. Why are spiders so smart?
They can find out anything on the web.
#20. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.
#21. I donut know what I’d do without you.
#22. What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
#23. My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.
#24. What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
#25. I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
#26. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part about the computer?
The space bar on the keyboard.
#27. I love you from my head tomatoes.
#28. What does a baby computer call his father?
#29. Why doesn’t a photon need a suitcase?
Because it’s traveling light.
#30. If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner.
They’re usually 90 degrees.
#31. Dad, you’re a really fungi.
#32. Five out of four people admit they’re bad with fractions.
#33. What’s the secret to a good elevator pitch?
It has to work on many levels.
#34. I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
#35. Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
#36. I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
Of course there are so many more great dad jokes out there. In fact, here are the sources where we gathered these gems. Please check them out and share them with all your favorite dads!
And if you have any of your own that you'd like to share with us, please add them to the comments below!